



Stephanie Misfit: Swirly, why do you think that your entry was not included in the Lacoste modelling contest? Are you upset about this?
Swirly Cyclone: Darling, it's really quite obvious. Lacoste wanted to give all the contestants a fair chance in the competition, and if Swirly was a contestant, nobody else would have a hope of winning! Obviously, Swirly isn't pleased that she won't get to take home a huge cash prize, but that's nothing a rich fiance can't fix :)
Stephanie Misfit: Um, yes, I can definitely see your point there Swirly, but what I am getting at here is that despite your obvious attractiveness, you don't quite fit the stereotype of beauty in SL. Do you think that Lacoste could have excluded you because you aren't 6 feet tall and skinny?
Swirly Cyclone: Well dear, that would be rather silly of them now wouldn't it? Swirly looks at all those poor skinny girls and just wants to take them out for a big feed of donuts to help them get a little meat on their bones! Anorexic little things who can barely stand up under the weight of their overinflated bosoms, it's really rather sad isn't it darling? Swirly really can't imagine that Lacoste would find the stick insect look appealing, can you dear? Speaking of which, when was the last time you ate a decent meal?
Stephanie Misfit: Swirly, have you ever experienced any discrimination in SL because of your appearance?
Swirly Cyclone: Don't be ridiculous dear. Swirly is regarded as one of the most beautiful women in SL. Of course she is treated differently to other people because of this, but that's hardly discrimination now is it?
Stephanie Misfit: Who would you like to see win the Lacoste contest now that you aren't participating, and why?
Swirly Cyclone: Haver Cole, dear. For a thin girl she just oozes style, and of course she is Swirly's landlord, so vote for her NOW darlings so Swirly gets a rent discount! Swirly isn't familiar with all the contestants, but she was rather impressed with Colleen Desmoulins and Aradia Dielli too, very pretty girls.
Stephanie Misfit: One last question Swirly, would you care to comment on your recent engagement to Stephen Bentham, who is of course Caliah Lyon's boyfriend?
Swirly Cyclone: Stephen has payment info used and even owns land. He is everything Swirly has ever dreamed of! The wedding may be somewhat delayed as for some unknown reason Caliah is reluctant to make a custom wedding ring for Swirly.
