
Why hello there... I didn't see you come in. I was just finishing up typing my first ever post for SLFV and I'm so excited! What's that? How did I get here? Well.. you see, it's actually a very funny story. A few years ago, I got to be SOO obsessed with the thought that Ron Burgandy and the channel 4 news team were real, I began to "stalk" them, or at least that's how my doctor says it. He said that I'm bi-polar or something like that.. but it still does not make sense to me because I am not a bear and I deffinately only bat for one team. But anywho, I was under evaluation for the last year and a half at the Hasselhoff Home for the Mentaly Ill and apon my review, I was told the only way for me to return to society would be to find a solid job giving something back to the community. Well, I thought ya know, that's not that hard! My first attempt at a job was President. It had so many perks, and you get to live in a white house... who doesn't want to live in a white house??? Well, unfortunately they told me I was over qualified, but they heard McDonald's was hiring. So.. my next stop was McD's. But well, me and greasy fryers go as well as Michael Jackson working in a daycare.. it just don't work. Plus, I don't exactly consider giving people their heartattacks in a bun giving something back to the community. So I thought long and hard and finally, a cartoon light bulb appeared over my head which meant one thing, I had figured it out! I would apply to work for a prestigious online newspaper and give back humor and important info to the masses! *Throws her arms out in a TADA pose* And THAT is how I got here. But let me tell you, it has not been an easy road. Trying to get your feet back on the ground after you have been labeled clinicaly insane is not something that is easily overcome. Plus, you have to get a place to live, new clothes, transporation, the works! So I had an idea that for my first post with you guys, I'd show you what it's like to find all of these wonderful things again! Starting over, dusting yourself off, looking in the mirror while playing the Rocky theme song, and saying I CAN DO IT!
Having an apartment and all of that cool stuffs is just dandy, but without a means of transportation, how is a writer supposed to go scoop out new clothing items and awesometastic shoes?! It JUST can't happen! So I stol... I mean borrowed one of my fellow SL





With all of these awesometastic choices, I think I will have no problem finding the fashion goods. And if any of your SLFV readers know a great apartment, one room... maybe even with some padded walls, feel free to let me know. :)
