Hello, hello. I've been on hiatus for quite awhile now, and I will tell you the reasons why. As you all know I was a very pregnant whore! Well, one day that burden of mine just popped out of nowhere and I was no longer pregnant. IT was a girl. I named her Stephanie after my former ex lover and hated wife, Stephanie Misfit. Little Stephanie was my pride, my life, my burden, my world.
Well Little Stephanie was taken away from me! My obese sister, Swirly, ate my baby. She thought it was a giant size hot dog thingy ma bob perfectly made for her. I was in shock and devastated.
A whole entire day passed and I was still depressed over this inevitable loss. But luckily for me, my husband Bing, came back from one of his "business" trips, and he planted another one of his seeds in me.
I soon found out I was pregnant again and boy was I happy. Upon hearing I was pregnant
again I decided I was going to need some NEW maternity wear. So I went over to Artilleri, my favorite store that sells Maternity wear. I bought this cute, white hoochie mama top that shows of my *NEW* burden, and even some scandalous tattoos. Also I got these cute lil' black jeans. I just look adorable, I really do. And you CANNOT tell me otherwise...because...you wouldn't want to make me depressed and make me lose another baby, would you? ^_^ Love and peace for all!
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