If that picture doesn't give you naughty thoughts then I honestly don't know what will. That is pretty freaking hot! Anyways, it's summer time, which means time to to wear less and less. And if you don't know, know this: I am no conservative knocked up hooker. Hell, I'd walk around naked if it weren't for those jealous bitches trying to get me banned because I'm all hotter than them and their boy toys can't stop looking at me. Yeah, burden and all, I'm hot, and I wear hot clothes. Now it being summer time a lot of designers are coming out with all these bathing suits and summer clothes, but my favorite place to go for my summer gear would have to be:
Sand Shack Surf Co.
Sand Shack Surf Co.
Emma Gilmour, the creator behind Sand Shack, is probably the nicest designer I have ever met and she's almost just as cute and fun as me. Her shops are extra cute like my future burden will be. ( And if my burden isn't cute, I'll give IT up for adoption, obviously! ) Anyways, I'm just happy another great designer is out there designing with the knocked up hooker in mind.
It seems to be a growing trend! :D
It seems to be a growing trend! :D
Though I've been told to quit smoking because it's not good for my burden, I just can't seem to kick the habit. It's just like whores can't keep their legs closed for more than five seconds, ya know?