Showing posts with label hookers. Show all posts
Showing posts with label hookers. Show all posts

Friday, February 23, 2007

Artilleri: The BEST in Maternity Wear!

While my poor husband is out in the dog house, I thought I would take this time to catch up on some laundry and inform you all that Artilleri is the best store for maternity wear. I have found many stores that sell wonderful maternity wear, but I must say...I think that Artilleri is in a league of its own when it comes to designing the best maternity wear in all of Second Life. Would you just look at this brand new outfit from Artilleri! It is just adorable and complements my burden of a shape so well! And let's not overlook those sexy black heels from Shiny Things, duh! Those are a most have for any knocked up hooker that wants to look good and woo those handsome men! Also the dress comes in four different colors but I had to settle on just one because well...I think it's time I start saving up money for the cage...I mean crib! Well folks, hate to make this short, but though my hubby is in the dog house...he still needs his pot roast. Love you all and have a wonderful weekend! Don't forget to wipe clean the shoes of your hubby and make sure his dinner is pure perfection. If he remembers how delicious your pot roast is while you're out shopping, I promise he will not let you leave that store empty handed!

Saturday, February 3, 2007

It's not easy!


It's really not easy being knocked up. Just thought you all should know. It's especially not easy finding the right clothes to flatter your new, "larger" shape. That is, for the average person. I'm not average, of course. So actually...being knocked up is quite an easy thing for me! As you can see from the pictures I manage to look wonderful while carrying that burden that belongs to my partner Bing and I.

Anyways! Moving on... So I know all you knocked up hookers are just dying to know where I got the pieces to this wonderful outfit. So...I guess I'll be nice for once and share for you the places.

The pants, hot pink socks, hair, and glasses come from the wonderful store artilleri! Those beautiful bright yellow shoes are from Shiny Things! The earrings are from Ramos Designs, and the fabulous shirt and bangles came from Le unoriginal Couture! So now that I've told you the stores in which I got the pieces to this wonderful outfit, I want all you knocked up hookers to get your fat asses up and RUN to the stores. That's right...put down that hamburger and go shop. :) Love you all and take care!

Try to steal my look & try to look just as purrrrdy as me!