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Saeya Nyanda from Kyoot is a lovely girl who unfortunately suffers from some serious literacy problems. Cute is not spelt "kyoot" darling, where did you go to school? Despite her obvious educational deficits, Saeya has managed to excel in other areas, and is known for being quite clever with those prim things which have taken SL by storm. Saeya also created the Photosphere, which is much too technical for Swirly to even begin to explain to her less educated readers, but suffice to say it's a sphere for photos. 
Now Saeya has branched out into much more important areas of creativity. Yes darlings, Saeya is designing fabulous hats! Shown above is the absolutely divine but ridiculously named Sophistitwisted Cocktail Hat. This is an understated piece which Swirly found is perfect for that first cocktail of the day at 10am. But once you leave the house, how best to wear such an adorable little hat? Swirly recommends a demure yet stylish outfit with subtle accessories that won't overshadow your head piece. The Fierce Dress in Gold from Pixel Dolls teamed with the Trimmed Gloves in Yellow and Tintable Feather Boa from Masks and Feathers, as shown below, are perfect for an understated, yet elegant look.
Saeya has also made another hat called Queen of the Junkyard Crown. Swirly has no aspirations to become the queen of any junkyard, but imagines that many of her readers do, so will post a picture of the hat anyway.
Here's hoping that Saeya will release many more fabulous hats at Kyoot. Preferably in pink, Saeya dear.*smooches*
Hello dears, Swirly here with the ultimate guide to slut wear. Ah slut wear, we all love to wear it but only Swirly can truly wear it with style. The rest of you just end up looking like two dollar whores. But with Swirly's fabulous tips, even YOU can wear next to nothing and still look like a diva!Bling and slut wear go together like priests and altar boys. When it comes to bling, more IS more. So what if you lag the whole sim? Darling, you're worth it, so make sure your hourly rate reflects it.
Never underestimate the importance of panties. Swirly knows it is easy to misplace them after a busy night on the job as a 3 dollar an hour escort, but if you skip the panties there's a good chance you will end up looking like a 2 dollar an hour escort! Panties = class. 
Sexy Leopard Mini Dress from Pampered Princess, Purr Shoes from artilleri, Neck Hug in Pink from Masks and Feathers, Ember II Hair in Dirty Blond from Calico Creations
Black is always fashionable, but it's easy to get lost amongst the crowd of other strippers if you don't add a little colour. Big, bright accessories will help you stand out from the rest of the girls and could even help you pick up a few of those highly coveted 20 linden tips! Every little bit helps when you're trying to save up enough lindens to become age verified so you can keep your stripping job.By all means, indulge your man's schoolgirl fantasy. But just remember darlings, he is a filthy pervert, so he better make it worth your while with a huge tip afterwards!Winter is always a challenge for even the most dedicated slut wear devotee. You don't want to cover up too much slickly oiled flesh, but how do you prevent those winter chills? Long sleeves of course darlings! Remember to rug up with a practical winter scarf and warm hat, and the only thing you'll be freezing off this winter is your ass.
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