Saturday, October 17, 2009

Just Fabulous!


Swirly saw the most fabulous gown and just had to share it with you all. Who needs aquariums darlings? A work of art! This stunning frock has fish, glow, and lots of bubbles, which are simply essential and really should be used more. Designers, take heed!

Grim Bros Grim Couture - Okeanos Maritime Gown
Clawtooth by Clawtooth - Kitten with a Whip Hair (Starlet Blonde)
TESLA - Vixen Desire Shoes in Cool Mint
&Bean - Lake Blue Pale Skin

*smooches*

Swirly

Friday, June 19, 2009

Hair Fair Treats from Tiny Bird!



Hello darlings, Swirly here! Are you all excited about Hair Fair? Swirly knows she is. So many fabulous designers releasing fabulous new wigs, Swirly is giddy with excitement! Swirly is particularly excited about Tiny Bird's new Hair Fair releases, even though she already has them of course. Tiny Bird designer Autumn Hykova is a well known Gorean slave girl, who manages to take a break from carrying water across the sim for long enough to create some simply marvelous hair. Good girl Autumn!



Swirly has been waiting simply forever for this hair to be released since she was teased with a preview a few weeks ago. You will have to wait a little longer darlings. Gattina is a formal updo that won't seem out of place at the most glamorous of events. Just look at those sparkling adornments darlings! Pure class!




Swirly is a stunning style inspired by none other than...... Swirly! Autumn is paying a hefty licensing fee for use of Swirly's name, of course. This is BIG hair darlings. You may wear it, but you'll never look as fabulous as Swirly.

Autumn has some other fabulous releases in store for Hair Fair. Swirly was going to blog them too then decided she really couldn't be bothered, so you'll just have to stop by the Tiny Bird booth to try them yourselves. See in you in six months darlings! *smooches*

Skin - The Light Anger Manic - &bean
Eyelashes - Sky Everett Designs
Bacon Wrap - Pig

Monday, January 26, 2009

Swirly's Blogger Homage

Hello darlings, Swirly here! Swirly saw the most fabulous blogger challenge on Winter Jefferson's blog In Cold Blood (dreadfully violent name dear). A week to acknowledge those bloggers you respect, and who have inspired you. Well, to be frank darlings, none of you overly inspire Swirly and she has no respect for any of you. But she does quite enjoy reading some of your little blogs, with their pretty pictures and what not. And it seems only right that Swirly participate in this challenge after Winter's lovely homage to her. So without further ado, here is a small tribute to some of you dear little bloggers.


Swirly always enjoys reading Gogo's posts at JuicyBomb for their healthy use of the colour pink. So many fabulous hair and skin reviews too, Gogo is quite the prolific blogger! Here is a lovely picture of Swirly inspired by Gogo. Now isn't that much nicer than an SL Secret darlings?



Another prolific blogger is Ana Lutetia. She does take a lovely picture and is always quick to share the latest fashion news with her readers. Ana can be seen updating her blog up to 30 times some days! One thing that Swirly loves about Ana is that the dear girl isn't afraid to eat, and you can see proof of this in some of her more recent blog posts. Although Ana's style is much more casual than Swirly's, she certainly shares her love of food. Here is Swirly's homage to Ana.



Photographing SL is a blog with lovely pictures and lots of bosoms. Swirly knows she will always find an outfit or two to buy as she peruses Photographing SL, even if only half of it is shown in the picture. Elysium Eilde is certainly very clever with the Photoshop. Swirly had to make do with MS Paint to create her homage to the bosoms of this fabulous blog.

There are so many more of you Swirly would love to have recognised in this blog post. But you know Swirly darlings, it's really just too much of a bother.

*smooches*

Swirly

Thursday, December 18, 2008

Fabulous New Prosthetic Feet from Stiletto Moody!

Hello darlings, Swirly here! Did you know that Stiletto Moody was the FIRST person to introduce sculptie shoes to Second Life? Swirly didn't, and thought it was someone else entirely, until Stiletto herself set the record straight on that. Phew!

Now onto the review. Swirly was VERY excited about this new release from Stiletto that has not only been hailed as the greatest advancement in technology to ever hit the SL grid, but is also very reminiscent of Swirly's all time favourite television show!

Ahh Dexter! Luckily for those who have suffered similar fates to that pictured above, Stiletto Moody has come to the rescue with a range of divine prosthetic feet that even include shoes! Fortunately, Swirly has never suffered a mishap that has resulted in the loss of a precious foot, but she still couldn't resist purchasing one of these prosthetics for herself. Just look at them darlings!


These marvelous replacement feet and shoes look even better close up. Now bear in mind that you will need to adjust them yourself, but thanks to the technologically advanced menu system, it shouldn't take you more than a few hours to get a close approximation of your skin tone. After seven hours of blood, sweat and tears , Swirly decided that close enough was good enough. And here is the result, fabulous wouldn't you agree darlings?


Swirly noticed a slight gap at the ankle but has been assured that this is just an "invisiprim" issue and is nothing to worry about, her foot hasn't actually been severed. It's certainly not something that would put you off paying 1899L for a pair of these!


Swirly's favourite part of these fabulous feet is the succulent toes, such delicate little sausages. Swirly isn't sure if they are edible but will be sure to find out later when she procures the appropriate condiments. They certainly look tasty from here!


All in all, Swirly would have to agree that these new prosthetics are THE greatest thing to hit the SL grid, if not the world. As with all Stiletto Moody releases, they include bling AND that fabulous horse clomping sound to really set you apart from the crowd. Swirly highly recommends that you buy them, even if you aren't an amputee.

*smooches*

Swirly

Saturday, December 13, 2008

A Public Service Announcement from Swirly

Hello darlings, Swirly here! Complaints have been received about some of Swirly's old posts dominating the various feeds. Swirly really wishes she could take responsibility for this but alas, this is only a Blogger glitch that is causing feeds to pick up numerous old posts from blogs hosted on Blogspot. The more intelligent amongst you may have observed that unfortunately this has happened with a number of lesser blogs, not just Swirly's.

So what is the solution to this dreadful problem? How can it be fixed so that Swirly's old posts dominate the feeds every single day, allowing you to enjoy a 100% Swirly fashion feed 24 / 7? Swirly is pleased to announce that she is currently in negotiations with Carissa Crimson to ensure that the Fashion Feed of SL only contains posts by Swirly. All blogs other than Fashion Victim will be removed from that feed in the near future. This will ensure that readers are only exposed to quality content i.e. beautiful pictures of Swirly. Negotiations will also occur with Tao to ensure that the Fashion World of SL feed is 100% Swirly. Swirly knows that you will all be very excited about these major changes to your favourite feeds, and looks forward to her continuing domination of the SL fashion scene.

*smooches*
Swirly

Friday, December 12, 2008

Swirly Introduces New "Pay Per Post" Review System at Fashion Victim


Hello darlings, Swirly here! Swirly is thrilled to announce the arrival of a new review system here at Fashion Victim - "Pay Per Post". Designed to meet the needs of discerning designers, "Pay Per Post" allows you to purchase Swirly's valuable time and talent to promote YOUR mediocre little store. Just check out Swirly's competitive rates and unparalleled service options and contact Swirly to purchase a quality, unbiased review of your store.

Base rate - 10 000L. Because Swirly won't get out of bed for less darlings ;)

You can then choose from the following affordable options for your review -

Negative review with unflattering pictures of your items - 5000L
Fawning review with pictures of Swirly looking stunning in your things - 10 000L
Name of designer and store spelled correctly - 5000L
SLURL to your store - 5000L
Timely review (within 1 month of request) - 25 000L
Nudity - 75 000L

All the big names are already signing up for this fabulous deal, so don't delay! Contact Swirly NOW to arrange your very own "Pay Per Post" review!

*smooches*
Swirly

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Fabulous Fabulous Hair!

Hello darlings, Swirly here! Swirly has found THE most fabulous hair, and simply had to share it with you all.


Look at that thick, lush, luxurious mop of hair! Isn't it simply marvelous? Swirly knows you can't tear your eyes away darlings. Zoom in for a closer look, you know you want to!


Model Hair 01 by ::69::
Hummingbird Sparkle & Fade Tank by Boing Fromage
Peek-A-Boo Undies by SD Wears (previous Starlust Motel hunt gift)
Defiantly 01 Colorful Skin by Minajunk

*smooches*

Thursday, September 18, 2008

Swirly Babysits

Hello darlings, Swirly here! Swirly was contacted by Posy Trudeau, who was desperately seeking a babysitter for her 8 illegitimate children. Swirly was only too happy to oblige, for a handsome payment of course :) Because Posy has had so many unwanted children out of wedlock, she is offering YOU the chance to adopt them. Just drop by *Love Child* Adoptions and pick up a baby or two of your own darlings. Babies are THE accessory of the moment, just ask Angelina!

Attending to baby's physical and emotional needs is of prime importance. Here is Swirly sharing a tender moment with White Kitten Baby whilst roasting over a blazing fire.


*Love Child* babies are so versatile, you can hold them or watch their big blinking eyes lovingly as they sit or sleep. Swirly has chosen to throw little Emo Baby for this picture.


Development of social skills is crucial for young babies. As an experienced babysitter, Swirly is only too aware of this. Here she is at a drunken party with several *Love Child* babies.


There's nothing like a little physical activity to help baby grow up big and strong. Panda Bear baby couldn't agree more!


The Fashion Darlings:

Picture 1 -

:bijou: - FoxySweatsuit[yellow]
:bijou: - Hair [Cindy]/Creamyblond
Maitreya - Slinky Stilettos - Lime Green
plus - *Plastic Earrings* Green
Detour - Widow Lashes
minajunk - Defiantly01 Colorful Skin
Lunardia Eyes - Lunardia Grey

Picture 2 -

:bijou: - Linda [green set]
Storm Schmooz Shoes - Rubba 1
Truth - Shirley 2 Hair - Barley (yes darlings, it's a bogan mullet!)
Curious Kitties - Cats Eye Beads Pink
+plus - *Plastic Earrings* Red
Detour - Widow Lashes
minajunk - Exotic Red skin

Picture 3 -

:bijou: - Focus[scull]
Juicy - Classic Pump - Green Pea
Pudge - The Birthday Girl Hair (Barbie Blonde)
+plus - *Plastic Earrings* Green
minajunk - Exotic Yellow Skin

Picture 4 -
:bijou: - Sniper [Orange]
Maitreya - ChiChi Pumps - Orange
Crimson + Clover - The Baby Construct Hair - Dirty
Detour - Widow Lashes
minajunk - Exotic Yellow Skin

Monday, August 11, 2008

It's Coming

Sunday, June 29, 2008

Swirly Does Cyber

Hello darlings, Swirly here. Swirly has been in SL for two years now and is ashamed to admit that in all that time she has never cybered! Seereina Geiger from MekaNoiZe Labs has changed Swirly's ways with her fabulous range of futuristic clothing that is just perfect for you cybering types. Swirly can honestly say that with clothes as fabulous as these, she'll be cybering non stop from now on!


Swirly looks fabulous in MekaNoiZe Labs Invader in Silver, as she holds Stephanie Misfit's still- beating heart in her hand. Stephanie is wearing MekaNoiZe Labs Monokrom in Black, which is a very nice outfit that would look much better on Swirly.



If you purchase the Invader outfit, you also get the fabulous Invader Cyberlox Hair that Swirly is wearing here! And a pair of goggles! Swirly isn't wearing those though, she wanted you all to be able to see her pretty eyes.


MekaNoiZe Labs also makes frocks! Swirly would model the De/konstrukt Ghost corset and skirt for you if she had it, but she doesn't, so you'll just have to make do with Stephanie Misfit. The skirt is made from sculpties AND it glows! Since when did things start glowing in Second Life darlings?

All of these outfits are available in black and silver, and Swirly is hopeful that pink will be available soon. If you are feeling miserly, there is also the option to buy pieces from each outfit separately. Swirly was feeling particularly miserly and didn't buy anything at all, her outfit was a rez day gift from Seereina :) Speaking of rez day gifts, it's not too late to send one to Swirly darlings!

Swirly is also wearing WRONG's Buckle Boots and LF Chai's Midnight Skin in Ginger. Stephanie is wearing Philotic Energy's Shelby Hair in Black, Goth Mutation Boots from Skanks R Us, and Gala Phoenix's Classic Perse Skin.

The poses are from the Payne and Despair Couples Set by 5ifth Order, just perfect for cybering darlings!

*smooches*