Swirly Shares Some of Her Favourite Gifts

Hello darlings, Swirly here. Some of you must wonder how Swirly copes with the pressures of fame - the endless stream of fan mail, being mobbed by crazed fans whilst shopping, and of course, the stalkers. It IS difficult darlings, but fortunately there is some compensation for the inconvenience of being THE most adored fashionista in SL - gifts! Swirly is inundated with gifts from her admirers; lovely clothes, shoes, jewelry and hairstyles. No strings attached, it's just because people adore her (as they should). Swirly has decided to share a few of these gifts with her public right here on Fashion Victim. No, not the gifts themselves silly, just pictures of them. After all, Swirly has never been known for her generosity!

Marni Grut is clearly a fan of Swirly, which is why she just couldn't help but send Swirly fabulous gifts from her new store Royal Blue the minute it opened! Marni says that her fashions are "nu rav" and take influence from historical British design; of course Swirly has NO idea what Marni is on about but she certainly knows how to make a pretty frock! Shown here is the Tarten Neon Dress worn with Marni's Frills Shirt - Swirly just LOVES the collar. Roslin Petion of Tete a Pied is another admirer of Swirly, despite the incident when Swirly paid Furiae Blackthorne to blow up Roslin's house. That's why Roslin gave Swirly this gorgeous colour changing Heiress Handbag, and parted with this pretty Trendy Indigo Skin in Rose Medium with some persuasion.


Sioxie Legend of Second Wave Apparel clearly knew of Swirly's love of all things purple (and pink, and orange, and yellow) when she sent her this Bikini Short Set in Lavender. This adorable set also comes with bikini bottoms, but Swirly loved the shorts so much she decided her readers would have to do without a gratuitous tush shot here. This outfit was clearly designed to be worn with the GroundPig SnackPack from Hat Mechanic, which apparently predicts the weather, a very considerate gift from Fade Dana. Swirly is also wearing the PeekToe Purple Hibiscus Espadriles from She's So Unusual Shoes.


Popfuzz Bamboo of PopFuzz showed her love for Swirly by sending her this super sexy sheer Orange Fantasy On Ice outfit. It's a rather daring and revealing number which features lacy trims. If you look closely, you can almost see Swirly's nipples! Swirly thought this would be a nice outfit for skating, which is why she is modelling it on top of a burning plane wreck for you. Leetah Moxie from Curl Up and Dye Salon gave Swirly her sweet and subtle Amidala hair some time ago, but believe it or not, Swirly just couldn't find a thing to wear it with until now!


Marijane Greene has just opened a new store called Addictions so of course she celebrated by sending Swirly this incredibly sexy 1950's Latex Dress complete with hat, gloves and heels! The dress has a very nicely cinched waist complete with latex ruffle. Very shiny darlings! Swirly received her super fluffy and flexi Goldie French Vanilla Hair from Sparkle Skye, who is another adoring fan. Smooches Sparkle!


Here is a lovely gift given to Swirly by Rhiannon Rossini of Marla, an absolutely divine gown called Vamp. Swirly loves the rich satin texture and super flexi skirt. As Swirly jumps up and down on this burnt out truck, you can see that the skirt is lined with a gorgeous shiny sequin texture. Swirly is wearing EARTHTONES Boutique's Faedra's Emblem Jewelry Set in Reverie/Gold, which was given to her by Lucas Lameth as a sign of his undying love for her. Leetah Moxie from Curl Up and Dye Salon sent Swirly this lovely hair, which is Farieanne in Auburn and isn't it just oh-so-sophisticated!


While Swirly isn't a fan of Dakota Buck from Savvy?, Dakota can certainly throw together a pretty frock or two and always makes sure to share with Swirly! Shown here is Dakota's latest release "Robyn" in Gold and Blue. Swirly was disappointed with the lack of a system skirt in this release, but other than that it's quite an adequate outfit if you like that sort of thing. Swirly's hair is the very cute Jaiden in Brown from obsessed fan Leetah Moxie of Curl Up and Dye Salon.


Doting fan Kit Maitland from CKS Designs clearly loves watching Swirly show off a little flesh, which is why she sent her this delightful Addison Swimsuit. The innocent checkered blue pattern and cute little bows almost prevent you from looking like a tramp as you show off your butt to the entire world. The sexy Gold Circle Strap Heels are from Rowan Carroll of She's So Unusual Shoes. And the Infected Wounds on Swirly's legs were a gift from Saeya Nyanda of kyoot army, who clearly has a thing or two to learn about gift giving.

*smooches*

Savvy? The next big thing in Maternity Wear!

Savvy?

The best thing that's happened for us knocked up hookers since abortions!

Dakota Buck! There are lots of things to say about Dakota Buck. One, she is married to my ex-wife, Stephanie Misfit, and two...she's the next big designer in Maternity Wear. I first looked at the clothes and thought, no, not maternity wear, but I tried them on and to my surprise they were the perfect maternity wear.

I have never been so happy to have a burden inside me. Without that burden those clothes would not look so perfect on me. I really owe Dakota Buck a lot, and so do the rest of you knocked up hookers. It's not often a designer spends their time working so hard to perfect maternity wear, but fortunately for us, there is a Dakota Buck in our world. <3>

Why not spread your legs wide open and let that filthy man fill you with his seed?
Look how cute you can end up looking. :)

All Clothes from: Savvy?
Skins: Lovey's Boutique
Shoes: Shiny Things
Hair: Nylon Outfitters

Chapeau tres Mignon - Tres Cute!

Megg Demina is a new designer who brings us some delightfully cute hats under the label "Chapeau tres Mignon". In English, that's "Very nice hat", which doesn't have quite the same ring to it. I met Megg by chance whilst shopping at Tableau and found out that she has been designing hats for a couple of months now, and already has quite an impressive collection on offer. These range from seriously stylish to just plain cute. Shown above is Gillian's Bunny Hat, which I fell in love with the minute I saw it. This is a classy fascinator with lacey ribbons and bows, perfect for a day at the races, topped off with a decapitated rabbit's head. Awwww! It's also available in white, maybe for weddings?

Shown below is the Skull Hat, which is just as quirky. Once again, the base of the hat shows traditional influences with the satin ribbons, but the use of colourful skull and rose patterned fabric and, um, a big skull departs from all conventional style and makes this quite a unique piece!
Chapeau tres Mignon has vendors at The Hawthouse and now also inside Savvy? at the Fashion Victim Headquarters, so go check out what else she has on offer. And Swirly is going to be SO jealous I found these first!

Bright Delights from Swirly

Hello dears, the few of you who aren't accustomed to adorning your anorexic bodies in skimpy slutwear all year round are probably looking forward to the opportunity to throw off those winter clothes and stock up on some delightful spring and summer fashions. So Swirly brings you a selection of her favourite bright and colourful sunny weather outfits, just to brighten your day!

The Skipper Bikini is a new release from that goddess of retro style, Antonia Marat. Swirly loves you Antonia, don't forget the review copies next time dear! Shown here in the very nautical blue shade, you can pick it up at artilleri, go NOW darlings! Of course, nothing would match this outfit better than the new Fancy hair from GuRL 6, Swirly picked up the Delicate Pack and just LOVES it! The divine Jackie O glasses which are such a favourite of Swirly's are of course available at Nylon Outfitters, the Wilma Pearl Necklace is from Kitty's Rampage and the fabulous T-Strap Shoes are from Shiny Things.

There's nothing like a dash of pink combined with numerous other clashing colours to show that you are a style queen. This casual yet stylish outfit is guaranteed to turn heads. The bright and cheerful Petal Top - Stars from Soda will draw attention to your best assets whilst screaming "Aren't I just the cutest thing you have ever seen?" Team it with the shorts from the Rosemary Set from Savvy? and you are on to a definite winner darlings! Lucas Lameth from Earthtones Boutique is just the most adorable "payment info on file" man that Swirly has ever met, and she would love to have his children. But he also makes rather pretty jewelry, and Swirly LOVES the Mr.Mesmerize earrings and necklace that he gave her as a sign of his affection. Swirly is waiting for you Lucas darling! The Patent Mary Janes are from boing fromage, Swirly's hair is Caitlin from artilleri, and she is wearing the gorgeous new Zoe skin from Naughty - wouldn't you SWEAR that Amby made this just for Swirly, she looks so good in it!

Swirly is SUCH a huge fan of Indie Rainbow, his skins in particular are just divine. But he makes the most adorable clothes as well. Swirly is wearing Indie's Polka Dot Dress in Green, which is just so cute, but the best thing is it comes in a pack of five colours! Five darlings!! Swirly has teamed this outfit with the Funky Town Earrings in Lime from Funk-O-Rama and the must-have Feather Necklace from Yummy. And aren't these Jelly Jelly Shoes from The Violet Tree just delicious? Swirly doesn't recommend that you eat them after you wear them though darlings, because that would be most unhygienic. Swirly was over the moon to see that the new Chrissy hair from artilleri comes with a scripted colour and pattern changing bandana - too fabulous! Swirly's skin is FruitLoops in Sweet Tarte from [miw]; isn't the make-up just SO Swirly??

Any self-respecting Fashion Victim reader would be aware that Swirly is Ginny's BIGGEST fan. Ginny actually passed on her entire Girl Next Door collection to Swirly when it was released, but Swirly could not be bothered blogging any of it until now. Swirly doesn't like to rush these things darlings, laziness IS a virtue after all. So here at last, we have Jessica from Last Call, which is comprised of the cutest plaid shorts and a lovely puffed sleeve ruffled blouse. It looks marvelous when worn with the free Signature Sandals from Lassitude and Ennui; even you "no payment info on file" hobo types can afford these! Swirly's hair is the very pretty Curly Top in Blond from Adam N Eve, and of course she is wearing that "made-just-for-Swirly" Zoe skin from Naughty.

Here we have the Ariana Denim Set from GLAM which comes with a number of pieces. But why would you want to cover up with a jacket when you can show off a little midriff darlings? Don't forget that GLAM is having a fabulous half price sale right now, so rush on over and pick yourself up some bargains! Swirly is wearing her all time favourite Retro Bug Sunglasses from CAKE, along with the Funky Town Earrings and Zebralicious Bangles from that irritating child Lexi Burks at Funk-O-Rama. These very smart BoHo White Sandals are from She's So Unusual Shoes, and Swirly found her Delightful Rubina Geometric Hair at Marlys.

Also from GLAM is the Breezey Romper in Pink; doesn't Swirly just look just too cute in this? It goes perfectly with the Newsboy Cap in Pink from Lo Lo. Swirly is wearing the Tiny Hearts Hoop Earrings and the Kickin Candy Set from Funk-O-Rama, which Swirly was disappointed to learn is not made from real candy. The oh-so-sexy Jen shoes in Pucci are from X3D. Swirly's hair is the very cute and retro Short Crop in Chiffon from Aveda. Swirly is wearing the Shiny Light Skin in Brown and Pink from Fashionably Dead, but it looks like this fabulous skin is no longer available darlings.

*smooches*

Fashion Victim HQ Now Open

Hello dears, Swirly here with FANTASTIC news! The Fashion Victim Headquarters is now open. Well truth be told darlings, it's actually been open for a little while now, but it just completely slipped Swirly's mind to tell you! And of course you know that we don't like to rush things here at Fashion Victim, laziness IS a virtue after all.

Above: Ayami and Stephanie celebrating the opening of the Fashion Victim HQ

The HQ houses the Fashion Victim office, where all the bloggers work hard to bring you sporadic posts of varying quality, if they are not distracted by Swirly tantalising them with her moves on the stripper pole. But darlings, there's so much more than that! Fashion Victim brings you........ designers!!! FABULOUS ones. Hey Joe, Indie Rainbow's Set It Off discount store, Funk-O-Rama, Veschi, HDesign, Lovey's Boutique, Savvy? and Tweet are all at Fashion Victim. And fingers crossed, Lemon and ZsaZsa's House of Beauty will open soon. Two of the stores house new designers; Alla Ruff with some very pretty hand drawn clothes and bright jewelry at Veschi, and our very own trashy little Dakota Buck who actually makes some quite stylish retro clothing at Savvy? Yes, with a question mark. Silly girl.

The Fashion Victim team hope to bring you a HUGE opening party to celebrate the opening of the HQ, and this should occur some time within the next 6 months if things go to plan. In the meantime, do drop by darlings! And don't forget to try the camping while you are there, trust Swirly when she tells you that it is an experience not to be missed.

*smooches*