Fashion Victim HQ Now Open

Hello dears, Swirly here with FANTASTIC news! The Fashion Victim Headquarters is now open. Well truth be told darlings, it's actually been open for a little while now, but it just completely slipped Swirly's mind to tell you! And of course you know that we don't like to rush things here at Fashion Victim, laziness IS a virtue after all.

Above: Ayami and Stephanie celebrating the opening of the Fashion Victim HQ

The HQ houses the Fashion Victim office, where all the bloggers work hard to bring you sporadic posts of varying quality, if they are not distracted by Swirly tantalising them with her moves on the stripper pole. But darlings, there's so much more than that! Fashion Victim brings you........ designers!!! FABULOUS ones. Hey Joe, Indie Rainbow's Set It Off discount store, Funk-O-Rama, Veschi, HDesign, Lovey's Boutique, Savvy? and Tweet are all at Fashion Victim. And fingers crossed, Lemon and ZsaZsa's House of Beauty will open soon. Two of the stores house new designers; Alla Ruff with some very pretty hand drawn clothes and bright jewelry at Veschi, and our very own trashy little Dakota Buck who actually makes some quite stylish retro clothing at Savvy? Yes, with a question mark. Silly girl.

The Fashion Victim team hope to bring you a HUGE opening party to celebrate the opening of the HQ, and this should occur some time within the next 6 months if things go to plan. In the meantime, do drop by darlings! And don't forget to try the camping while you are there, trust Swirly when she tells you that it is an experience not to be missed.

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Exciting News Darlings!

Hello dears, Swirly here with a completely non-fashion related update. Swirly is thrilled to let all her adoring fans know that work has commenced on the Fashion Victim Headquarters! Everything is all very hush hush so far, but Swirly has decided to reveal top secret building blueprints and behind the scenes construction photographs just for YOU.

Here is the confidential blueprint designed by Fashion Victim blogger and skilled architect Ayami Reisman, which reveals the layout of the Headquarters. If you look closely at the detailed diagram you will see that there is a building to house the Fashion Victim offices, plus some other buildings which will house.... well that's hardly important now is it darlings?


And here is Swirly hard at work on the construction of the Headquarters main building. As you can see, work is coming along nicely! Swirly is taking all necessary safety precautions whilst building, avoiding those nasty prim fumes by wearing her Skanks R Us gas mask.

The location of the Headquarters is classified, but Swirly can tell you that the land is owned by Stephanie Misfit, who was forced to hand it over to Swirly and continue paying the tier in order to secure her future here as a writer at Fashion Victim.

In other less exciting news, we are hopeful that some new writers will be joining us soon. No, not the two new ones on the list to the right silly! Swirly can almost promise you that Celebrity Trollop, Canimal Zephyr, Sabrina Doolittle, Willow Zander and Garbage Prototype will be joining the Fashion Victim team soon. Just as soon as they get those applications in..........

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