Thank God for Maternity Wear

While you're all busy photoshopping your pictures just to be praised on flickr, and pretending to be afk working hard on your latest AMAZING designs (We all know you're cybering, stop pretending that you and your dildo aren't BFF.), something tragic has happened! I have become knocked up again with yet another burden. Last time I was knocked up the heavens heard my prayers and made the abortion a success. Now, it may be a little too late to abort the burden, but I know plenty of cannibals (Swirly Cyclone) who are more than willing to rid me of such awful things; a baby and responsibility! Now in order to forget all my worries, I decided retail therapy would do the job. The only place I could think of was Artilleri because it's my favorite maternity wear store, ever! Antonia is good to us knocked up hookers.

A cute yellow shirt exposing those knockers and an easy access skirt for grown up time on the go.

The skirt is yellow like a banana. I love bananas! Especially when my close friends are borrowing my dildo or husband. :D

Oh, this is just a treat for all you married men out there not getting any satisfaction from your ugly wives. IM me and we'll discuss rates. ;)

Clothes: artilleri

Skins: La Sylphide

Earrings: KCD

Hair: Armidi

artilleri does it again for knocked up hookers ;]

Hello, hello to all my knocked up hookers. I seriously just cannot get enough of Artilleri! As a knocked up woman who has the unfortunate task of carrying this burden, I'm glad there is at least decent clothing for us. Antonia Marat has once again gone out of her way to make the best Maternity Wear in all of Second Life. I don't understand why when I go to the bar to drink a couple of beers ( for my burden and I ) there is always some knocked up whore at the other end of the bar, wearing fugtastic clothes. Not cute maternity clothes from Artilleri, but fugtastic clothes from stores that need not be named. Anyways, Antonia has released a bunch of new stuff for us poor souls who have to deal with these little things some people call babies. Enjoy! :D
These adorable Dice Earrings and Necklace are scripted and come in several yummy colors ;]

The outfit I'm wearing above is called Jen and it's absolutely perfect for showing off that burden. Also I'm wearing delicious cherry earrings and necklace that come in gold as well as the silver above. NOTE: This outfit is not intended for the teenage girl that wishes to hide her burden, give birth to IT, then leave it in front of a church where it will be raised and later sexually abused.Look at those boo- EARRINGS! They are called Glitter Love earrings and come in enough colors to satisfy you picky hookers. I personally love the 1984 color themed ones! ( Which I'm wearing :P )This jacket I'm wearing is called Roxie and it's sporty and fun. It comes in eight colors! It's a perfect top to wear with nothing underneath because then you can see my boobies! Just ignore that burden and we can have lots of fun ;)

Finally we have another perfect maternity dress called Beatha. You just gotta have this dress! Well my hookers, I am done for now. Which means you should be heading to artilleri, right? RIGHT? Right. :)

artilleri

A perfect Maternity Dress!

Hello! It's been awhile and I know you knocked up hookers feel I've abandoned you and left you to dress horribly. I'm almost sorry! Well, unfortunately, I am on a budget so instead of purchasing all the new maternity wear from artilleri, I could only afford to buy the most perfect maternity dress my hooker eyes have seen. ( My hubby is mad at me because I refuse to get down on all fours like some dog so he's not giving me any money! I have to work for myself! Can you actually believe that!? ) Anyways, this dress is just perfect for me, and may look decent on you as well.

Just look how I glow in it!


Sorry this is so short. As I said above, I actually have to work for myself until I find a real sugar daddy or until my hubby stops being mean and demanding such things.

Go to the best Maternity store in Second Life:

artilleri

Because you guys just can't enough of me! :)

Howdy ya'll! Your favorite knocked up hooker is back...in just a few days. Only because that whore of an ex-wife, Stephanie Misfit, forces me to blog and stuff. I do not like that woman, and I still can't figure out why I allowed myself to be married to such a whore. She and her brother are into each other if you know what I mean. Check Stephen Bentham's flickr account if you want proof of that. Ew.OK, moving on. KENZIE <3 I found this store by accident when walking around in some shopping mall and I am very glad I found it! Very cute clothes and honestly I think this store is going to become very popular soon. It just has the cutest things...and you all should decide to trust me and head down to KENZIE right this minute. I promise you will not be disappointed. :) Well, I won't talk much because I need to go find some more cute little stores catering to us poor women with burdens in our tummies.

I know what you're thinking! Why am I so cute!?
Look at those tatas.
They are the only perk for letting a guy plant his demon seed in you.
Honest to gawwd truth.

That's my sexy look above. It gets the guys going every time.

Skins: Lovey's Boutique

Hair: Sand Shack Surf Co.

Jeans: Renegade

Earrings: Kimberly Casanova Designs

Tops and dress from: KENZIE

Knocked up Beach BABE!

If that picture doesn't give you naughty thoughts then I honestly don't know what will. That is pretty freaking hot! Anyways, it's summer time, which means time to to wear less and less. And if you don't know, know this: I am no conservative knocked up hooker. Hell, I'd walk around naked if it weren't for those jealous bitches trying to get me banned because I'm all hotter than them and their boy toys can't stop looking at me. Yeah, burden and all, I'm hot, and I wear hot clothes. Now it being summer time a lot of designers are coming out with all these bathing suits and summer clothes, but my favorite place to go for my summer gear would have to be:

Sand Shack Surf Co.

Emma Gilmour, the creator behind Sand Shack, is probably the nicest designer I have ever met and she's almost just as cute and fun as me. Her shops are extra cute like my future burden will be. ( And if my burden isn't cute, I'll give IT up for adoption, obviously! ) Anyways, I'm just happy another great designer is out there designing with the knocked up hooker in mind.

It seems to be a growing trend! :D

Look at those boobies *Wink, wink* Call me? Don't let my burden stop you ;)

Though I've been told to quit smoking because it's not good for my burden, I just can't seem to kick the habit. It's just like whores can't keep their legs closed for more than five seconds, ya know?

Emma created these pants with the "semi" prude in mind who doesn't like to show off their ass. Though these pants are a must have, I suggest not wearing them if you're looking for the perfect sugar daddy.

Skins: Lovey's Boutique

Hair, Clothes, Sandals, and glasses: Sand Shack Surf Co.

-Veschi- *Great Maternity Wear by Alla Ruff*

Hello my knocked up hookers. How are you guys? Hopefully you guys are doing good despite the fact that you know, your life is ruined because you're knocked up. Sigh. Anyways, let's not think about that now. Let's think about great maternity wear. -Veschi- is a store created by a friend, Alla Ruff. Very, very cute clothes and accessories designed with the knocked up hooker in mind. Now I'm not going to keep on rambling, but do take a look at the pictures below...and if you like what you see, get your fat ass down to -Veschi-! :D

A perfect top to show off your burden.

( Bangles and Earrings I'm wearing above are also by Alla Ruff )

I'm just the most adorable knocked up hooker, ever.

Being knocked up doesn't mean you can't get your sexy on. :D

I am like some totally hot 80s girl in this dress that should of kept her legs closed. :O

Peace&Love

Check out -Veschi-

Savvy? The next big thing in Maternity Wear!

Savvy?

The best thing that's happened for us knocked up hookers since abortions!

Dakota Buck! There are lots of things to say about Dakota Buck. One, she is married to my ex-wife, Stephanie Misfit, and two...she's the next big designer in Maternity Wear. I first looked at the clothes and thought, no, not maternity wear, but I tried them on and to my surprise they were the perfect maternity wear.

I have never been so happy to have a burden inside me. Without that burden those clothes would not look so perfect on me. I really owe Dakota Buck a lot, and so do the rest of you knocked up hookers. It's not often a designer spends their time working so hard to perfect maternity wear, but fortunately for us, there is a Dakota Buck in our world. <3>

Why not spread your legs wide open and let that filthy man fill you with his seed?
Look how cute you can end up looking. :)

All Clothes from: Savvy?
Skins: Lovey's Boutique
Shoes: Shiny Things
Hair: Nylon Outfitters

It really IS all good...for us knocked up hookers. :D

I've always thought It's All Good was a nifty store, but now that I am knocked up, it has quickly become a favorite store of mine. It has a ton of great clothes for us knocked up hookers and for decent prices (which you need when your significant other has suddenly gone cheap! ) Also in the store is a wide range of shoes by Kimberley Casanova that go well with the outfits by Camie Cooper.

These fantabulous pants I'm wearing come with the outfit called Black & White ( Zazi ) ( which is the outfit I'm wearing in the picture on the upper left. ) These pants can be worn with almost any top and flatters that burden of yours. I'm wearing those pants again with the top called Striped Button Beaters which comes in very cute colors. I absolutely love these pants and I'm constantly wearing them all the time now. And no, not because I have no money and my husband won't give me anymore to buy more clothes. Not the case at all. Hmph.

Also, look how absolutely classy and cute I look for carrying a burden in this really really cute dress by Camie Cooper. Ugh, I just don't understand why I see all you knocked up hookers wandering around looking so not cute when you can dress pretty like me and look so adorable. Just because in nine months your life is going to be absolutely ruined doesn't mean you have to look the way you're going to eventually feel in nine months. ^_^


Anywho, it's getting hot outside! And just because I have to deal with morning sickness due to this little burden inside it won't stop me from hitting up the beach and checking out hot studs. I've found the perfect bikini to wear at the beach and it is also made by Camie Cooper. It comes in several colors and Kimberly Casanova has created cute matching sandals that go perfect with the bikini. ( As you can see me modeling below. ) But for odd reasons, guys do not try to pick me up when I'm looking totally hot in this bikini. I really wonder what it could be, what do you guys think?

Clothes & Bikini from It's All Good by Camie Cooper

Sandals from It's All Good by Kimberly Casanova
Black ballet flats from Shiny Things

Swirly ate my baby.

Hello, hello. I've been on hiatus for quite awhile now, and I will tell you the reasons why. As you all know I was a very pregnant whore! Well, one day that burden of mine just popped out of nowhere and I was no longer pregnant. IT was a girl. I named her Stephanie after my former ex lover and hated wife, Stephanie Misfit. Little Stephanie was my pride, my life, my burden, my world.

Well Little Stephanie was taken away from me! My obese sister, Swirly, ate my baby. She thought it was a giant size hot dog thingy ma bob perfectly made for her. I was in shock and devastated.

A whole entire day passed and I was still depressed over this inevitable loss. But luckily for me, my husband Bing, came back from one of his "business" trips, and he planted another one of his seeds in me.

I soon found out I was pregnant again and boy was I happy. Upon hearing I was pregnant again I decided I was going to need some NEW maternity wear. So I went over to Artilleri, my favorite store that sells Maternity wear. I bought this cute, white hoochie mama top that shows of my *NEW* burden, and even some scandalous tattoos. Also I got these cute lil' black jeans. I just look adorable, I really do. And you CANNOT tell me otherwise...because...you wouldn't want to make me depressed and make me lose another baby, would you? ^_^ Love and peace for all!

Clothes from Artilleri

Shoes from Shiny Things
Hair from ETD
Earrings from Paper Couture
Tats by Novi Gadsby

Artilleri: The BEST in Maternity Wear!

While my poor husband is out in the dog house, I thought I would take this time to catch up on some laundry and inform you all that Artilleri is the best store for maternity wear. I have found many stores that sell wonderful maternity wear, but I must say...I think that Artilleri is in a league of its own when it comes to designing the best maternity wear in all of Second Life. Would you just look at this brand new outfit from Artilleri! It is just adorable and complements my burden of a shape so well! And let's not overlook those sexy black heels from Shiny Things, duh! Those are a most have for any knocked up hooker that wants to look good and woo those handsome men! Also the dress comes in four different colors but I had to settle on just one because well...I think it's time I start saving up money for the cage...I mean crib! Well folks, hate to make this short, but though my hubby is in the dog house...he still needs his pot roast. Love you all and have a wonderful weekend! Don't forget to wipe clean the shoes of your hubby and make sure his dinner is pure perfection. If he remembers how delicious your pot roast is while you're out shopping, I promise he will not let you leave that store empty handed!

Artilleri
Shiny Things

It's not easy!

It's really not easy being knocked up. Just thought you all should know. It's especially not easy finding the right clothes to flatter your new, "larger" shape. That is, for the average person. I'm not average, of course. So actually...being knocked up is quite an easy thing for me! As you can see from the pictures I manage to look wonderful while carrying that burden that belongs to my partner Bing and I.

Anyways! Moving on... So I know all you knocked up hookers are just dying to know where I got the pieces to this wonderful outfit. So...I guess I'll be nice for once and share for you the places.

The pants, hot pink socks, hair, and glasses come from the wonderful store artilleri! Those beautiful bright yellow shoes are from Shiny Things! The earrings are from Ramos Designs, and the fabulous shirt and bangles came from Le unoriginal Couture! So now that I've told you the stores in which I got the pieces to this wonderful outfit, I want all you knocked up hookers to get your fat asses up and RUN to the stores. That's right...put down that hamburger and go shop. :) Love you all and take care!

Try to steal my look & try to look just as purrrrdy as me!

artilleri
Shiny Things
Ramos Designs
Le unoriginal Couture @ Zephyr Heights