Wednesday, January 9, 2008

Happy New Year!

Happy New Year! ( Okay, I'm a little late! ) I am so excited that it's that time again where we all can get a fresh start on life! I have made at least hundred new resolutions, and have broken only eighty so far. I'm very pleased with myself. But before I share with you some of my resolutions, I have to bring to your attention two maternity dresses that are perfect for that job interview. I went to Canimal which is another fine maternity store and was pleased to discover the new selection of conservative, classy dresses. They are perfect for executive meetings, and for any job interview. I highly recommend them to any mother to be.


Resolution number #81 is to spread my legs more and give more men a chance. ;)

Resolution #82 is to abort more. And to all you knocked up hookers who are fearful of visiting abortion clinics due to extremist who blow the centers up, please contact me as I know many ways to get rid of that burden for good without being blown up. :]

Remember, God loves you and your vagina.

HAPPY NEW YEAR


Sunday, January 6, 2008

Krazie 'bout Kenzie... Kool Kats Kick Kids... Kkkkkkkk




Sup bitches? Yes that means you. Sorry I have been away from da bloggin' for a while. I was getting a lil adjustment to da girls ;) Now I have bigger tits so people will love me more :D Anywho, you can't touch them... well maybe some of you can. But I want to get serious for a second here...

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Okay, second done. I want to talk about a pimp store by a great designer, Kenzie. You know of her and have seen her stuff everywhere. Heck, she is a great and wonderful person... so she must be evil! Well, maybe not, but here are a few pictures of moi wearing some fabulous stuff. Sure, I think she intended me to wear pants... but fuck dat!


I am here to institute a no pants rule whenever I can. Heck, I rip pants off people when I can too. Sure, they may say "no" or "who are you?" or "put your hands up this is the police", but we all know they are playin' hard ta get.

But back to Kenzie, yummie ;)


The best thing about her shop is that it just blends well with the funky cool style we have seen with some shops in SL. I am not talking about the super high fashion overpriced garbage, I mean putting something on and feeling good about ya self. Pants or no pants, you feel good and a bit chilly in the no knickers.

Check her store out! NOW! She has a great selection that all feel very cool even though she does sell pants too. Laters everyone hope to smell ya soon!




Monday, December 31, 2007

Swirly's Fabulous New Year's Eve Style Tips

Hello darlings, Swirly here! The New Year is fast approaching, and you know what that means! Curling up on the sofa with a bottle of Xanax and a flask of whiskey, lamenting your lost youth and counting your all too numerous failings, overwhelmed by the certainty that 2008 will be even worse than 2007. But don't despair darlings, you can still look fabulous whilst wallowing in self pity, just by following Swirly's style tips for the party season.

All of the following photos were taken at Tusk, which is a simply lovely spot to take that special man in your life, dispose of his body and then collect the insurance money. What better way to start the New Year? Make it fabulous darlings! *smooches*


Peacock Avant Garde Gown from House of Nyla
Nyoko's Body Oil (an essential for any discerning fashionista)
Serenity Pump in Apple Green from Aphrodite Creations
Deco Lashes from Cake
Peacock Earrings from Microphage
Logo Charm Bracelet from Paper Couture
Afro Hair from MAU's & MEJ's
Vivant Bronze Rebelle 1 Skin from Tete a Pied





Collar and Feather Skirt from the Revolution JenFall Outfit by LeeZu Baxter Designs
Dead Naga Mini (Olive) from Kyoot
Vest from the Deconstructed Socialite Jacket from Kyoot
Sequin Tights from Paper Couture
Patent Leather Tilt Top Hat with Real Flowers from House of Nyla
Tie Me Up Shoes (Black on Gold) from Stiletto Moody
ZsaZsa's Eyelashes - Dots from ZsaZsa's House of Beauty
Mistletoe Hair Dirty Blondes (Fawn) from Calla
Vivant Buff Aurora 3 from Tete a Pied



Swirly Beaded Gown in Jade (yes, it was named after Swirly dears) from Casa Del Shai
Jacket from the Nightmare Cherry Outfit by Bijou
Short Black Gloves from Tete a Pied
Full Prim Beaded Necklace from Swallowtail
Deco Lashes from Cake
Water Drop Earrings from Paper Couture
Marie Antoinette Collection- Rose Garland Hair Pin from X3D
Super Freak Hair in Auburn from Coif
Tan Skin in Green & Peach from the Puffy Skin Set by Fashionably Dead



Satin Shine Gown in Purple from Nicky Ree

"Amethyst" Spotted Rainbowa by caLLie cLine
War Time Elton John Mask in Pink from Royal Blue (a must have darlings!)
Wood Strapped Heels in Purple from Paper Couture
Diamond Logo Tennis Bracelet from Paper Couture
Paillette Earrings in Purple from Paper Couture
Albino Peacock Highlighted Honey Hair from Coif
Funky Tan Skin in Purple & Peach from Fashionably Dead



Orange Blossom Gown from Paper Couture

Czarina White Ermine Capelet from Ookami Ningen
Retro a Go Go Jacket from Ookami Ningen
Deco Lashes from Cake
Analise Boots from Tesla
Duchess Hair in Deep Black from Curl Up and Dye
Fall Light Skin (Bubblegum) from [miw]



Wilted Wednesday Vest from Kyoot
Tulle Gown from X3D Apparel Couture
Long Black Gloves from Tete a Pied
Bird of Paradise Hat from Chapeau tres Mignon
Deco Lashes from Cake
Babysitter Hair in Black from Fashionably Dead
Vivant Chestnut Fleur SE (opening special only dears) from Tete a Pied



Tuesday, December 25, 2007

Merry Christmas Darlings!



Monday, December 24, 2007

Swirly's Guide to Pets

Hello darlings, Swirly here. As anyone who knows Swirly will tell you, Swirly just ADORES pets! During her time in SL, Swirly has acquired more than her fair share of animals, both living and dead. There is something to be said for the convenience of a stuffed, lifeless animal; though the live ones can be quite endearing too if you can pay somebody else to look after them. Here are just a few of Swirly's favourite pets, and how to wear them.

Sleeping Doberman from Zooby's
Bird Nest Hat from Chapeau tres Mignon
Wilted Wednesday Vest from Kyoot Army
Leather Gloves in Black from Tete a Pied
Vivant Almond Kyoko 1 Skin from Tete a Pied
Deco Lashes from Cake


Coat Of Wulfric from Angry Monkey
Tribute Fans from Bitter Thorns
KK FetishDoll 2.0 Sticky Latex Ensemble - Dark Shadow from Kayliwulf Kingdom
Black Patent Pump from Stiletto Moody
Phoenix Black Hair from Coif
Vivant Bronze Lustrous 1 Skin from Tete a Pied

Green Snake Female from Zooby's
"Woodnymph" Complete Fantasy Outfit from Chaospire
Natural Green Earrings from Caroline's
Sushi in Golden Hair from Coif
Vivant Almond Rose 2 Skin from Tete a Pied
Deco Lashes from Cake


Cerberus Fur Coat from Bare Rose
Z's Attila All Fur Hat Black from Ookami Ningen
Deco Lashes from Cake
Nutmeg Skin in Crushed from CHAI Skins

Kitten Mini Dress and Earmuffs created by Swirly using ZsaZsa's Kitten Boa from ZsaZsa's House of Beauty
Les Animaux Vintage Souvenir Charm Bracelet free from Le Zoo
Large Diamond Loop Earings from Digital Dragon Designs
Foxy Slingbacks in Pink from Stiletto Moody
O Hair in Blonde from Fashionably Dead
Funky Tan Skin in Yellow and Pink from Fashionably Dead

Swan Lake Dream White Gown from Nicky Ree
Gracile Hat in White from Illusions
Faux Fur Snow Fox Stole from Chapeau tres Mignon
Margaux Draped Pearl Necklace from Muse
Nutmeg Skin in Siyu from CHAI Skins
Wing Lashes from Cake


Wednesday, December 5, 2007

An early Christmas gift

Hello all. It's been awhile since I've treated you to hot, steamy, sexy pictures of myself. Since Christmas is very soon, I decided to take time away from my adult movie making occupation, and go shopping, and take some pictures of what I bought.

( That smile is reason #393,927 your girlfriend is jealous of me! )

Of course I went to the leading store in Maternity wear, Artilleri. =) Antonia is known for her exclusive store just for us knocked up hookers, so it was a given that I would go there. I couldn't afford all the lingerie because I didn't get my bonus from work. I didn't get my bonus from work because I refused to protest against women getting abortions. As you know, I love abortions! I might go to a clinic right after I'm done treating you to these sexy pictures. ;)

There's a bunch of new stuff at Artilleri! ( Mostly super new to me because I've been so busy googling 2 Girls, 1 Cup..and reenacting the scenes with my mother in law. ) But who honestly cares about dresses, shirts, and pants in the winter time when there's brand new lingerie!?

( Aren't Mr.Boner and I adorable together? )

Random note: Being knocked up is not a beautiful thing, but I certainly make it beautiful. This burden of mine and an unknown sperm donor should be blessed that I am carrying it.

But on a bright side, I know this is a bit early, but I hope you all have a wonderful Christmas. Oh, I forgot I have to say "Happy Holidays" because someone out there will get all offended. ;)





Hair by Oni Product and DARYL!

Ahoy hoy!

Today we are staring at hair by Oni Product, and they are only 100 bux! She has been dabbling in hair creating for a few months, and has finally released them. Pretty much as I had set out to do this a week ago, but became distracted. Sorry Oni! So yeah. Let's have a look! (I chose the auburn color for each, as it's my favorite of the ones she offers.)

This is my favorite, Flower Child. Hippy name, not so much hippy hair. It's a longer style, and its really quite good. I require bangs to cover my HUGE forehead. I -really- like this hair.


This one is called Rikku. The band is color changeable and it's also a longer style. The detail with the the beads in the braids is outstanding!



This one is called Bob Tail. The wee ponytail in the back is so nifty, I love how it just sticks out there. All the alphas on the wigs are well done, and of course, the bangs!



This one is called Valen. Band is also color changeable. An 80's style, and NOT good for vampire children. However I am sure some of you adult types filled with life and color could pull this one off.

She tells me she is going towards a more anime styles, which is really good news. I have always leaned toward the Kin hair, and now we have Oni Product, too!


Chicanery has been making HATS! Well, this one is a helmet, but its really terrific as you dont have to buy a flat haired wig to wear it. This is the bathead helmet, and I will pretty much wear it with anything, and anywhere! This one is pure sculpt, with his great hand drawn textures. See?

Chica might me annoyed with me, but he has made some hats for Christmas. Chica is setting them out today and you will need these because they're FREE. I am wearing the dirty Santa Hat.

And here is Daryl. He is a party monster dolly. With his pendulous belly, beer bottle and armpit hair, all you ladies need to run out and get one for your NASCAR lover this Christmas. Without a doubt, Daryl is my favorite plushie. I LOVE this little guy! He is a sculpt and fairly low prim, so you can set him out for decoration, too.


Chicanery is working on more hats, including something akin to the Jughead beanie I have been begging for. New shit at Chicanery. Go buy Daryl, now. Because you really need him.








Tuesday, November 20, 2007

On the road...with Fedor McNally!

Ahoy hoy!


This is my friend Fedor. He is a little person. Unlike myself who is an ancient, bitter forever child. Fedor and I decided to have a full blown adventure, starting with a Western town where even though they had damage on, we were unable to kill each other. After our initial disappointment we still managed to get into the spirit of our surroundings, so we opted for a fun game of cowboys and Indians. Fedor played the mighty Chief and I was Black Bart. Even though I was equipped with my trusty .38 Special, Fedor still managed to give me quite the fright as evidenced here:



You try looking at this and not make a face. Impossible! Fedor is FIERCE!



We then decided to go exploring for some peyote. I believe this was the main reason we came here, as he had only mentioned it like, oh five times. Fedor said there was peyote under this bulbous cactus, I had to take his word for it 'cause I couldn't see shit from underneath this cow skull.



After consuming his peyote and vomiting for thirty, the good feelings must have kicked in cause he danced for another thirty. Must have been some pretty weak peyote, 'cause I'm pretty sure it's supposed to last longer than thirty.



The super nifty and realistic Pow Wow Kit comes with the FANTASTIC headdress, cow skull headpiece, scripted spear, knife and tomahawk! My Black Bart outfit is called Chapparal and comes with several clothing options, prim cuffs and that kickass cowboy hat made by Calico.


We had left the Western sim and decided to check into a Motel before our big trip to Vegas. I don't require much so I was able to stuff it all into my Back Sack with scripted color change options, which is completely lost on me because black is the BEST color.



Here we are playing vandals with our Domestic Disturbance PLATES. (No, NOT the shitty movie with John Travolta.) They make a a nice smashy smash noise and shatter into like eleventy billion bits. Fedor is so hardcore he was jumping on the bed while throwing his plates. Look how he is wrinkling the sheets!



Not being able to resist making a mess, I threw a couple. Here is an exellent shot of my handiwork, haha!


We got chased out of the Motel for making a mess so we decided to leave for Vegas a bit early. Here is Fedor sporting his Fear and Loathing glasses. Since I detest yellow I went just for the fear lenses. You get three pair in the set, so I really couldn't complain too much. Fedor wears them because he says full sized chicks really dig little men in sunglasses and loud clothing.



Fedor stopped and picked up a hitch-hiker. This little 301st Spartan is on his way to Vegas to participate in mad orgies with lots of midgetsechs.


To be continued.....








Saturday, November 3, 2007

Serpenti from Adam n Eve

Hello darlings, Swirly here. Did you know that Adam n Eve sells shoes? That's right, SHOES darlings, FABULOUS ones. Dear little Damen Gorilla is quite clever with the sculptures, and was kind enough to share some lovely shoes with Swirly. Swirly does love gifts despite her strict no review copies policy. These shoes are called Serpenti, presumably because they are made from 100% serpent skins and innards. Swirly just adores anything made from dead animals, and these shoes are no exception. These delightful shoes are elegant and sophisticated, so naturally Swirly just had to model them at Straylight. Smooches Kriss darling!


The Serpenti shoes in Honeycomb match Swirly's bosoms perfectly!

The Cashmere shoes still manage to dazzle, despite being overshadowed by Swirly's beauty.

The Bluepool shoes are best worn by Swirly near a pool of blue water.

Swirly is wearing the Vivant Boudoir Skin 2 in Blush from Tete a Pied, Eva~ The Lyselle Edition Hair in Blonde from Bewitched, and nothing else.