Meet Stanley!

Ahoy hoy!

This is Stanley Bagley. I met him at the Hysteria sim and took pity on the poor bastard. He explained he had taken a beating after paid sex. He was robbed and stripped of all his clothing. The girls lent him a compact to cover the bruising on his face.

He seemed to appreciate Akasha and Kisten in their various states of undress, so I lent him my camera to take some pictures of the ladies. (He has yet to return it.)

Stanley took a liking to everbody there, so he wowed us all with a bit of Karaoke. He was really quite good! Poor Draven is about to swoon!

He then suprised us all when we discovered his love of pretty things. I have yet to meet a Kajira that could do silks justice like Stanley can! So you you happen across my new friend, be a sport and remove an article of clothing. I can guarantee we will be seeing more of Stanley soon. Haha!

The delightful Toast Bard has put some Halloween skins up for sale. I present to you Head Off. It comes with the skin, eyes, bloody jacket layers and this wonderful attachment that makes your head well, off! She has a great witch and a freezing skin, too! I got mine at (fd) at Cotton Candy. (Thanks Noam for my early rez day present!)

Lastly here I am wearing SPIRIT Heroes Claire Cheerleader Battle Bloodied Uniform. I do not watch the show Heroes, and I have absolutely NO idea who Claire is, however this outfit is torn, and has some blood on it. So it's just fine by me! This would make a fun Halloween costume, pick yours at the SPIRIT main store. My fun Mini Karaoke box came from Tableau but you will need to wait. I think an earthquake hit it!

Bye!

Swirly Introduces......... Husband Number 7

Hello darlings, Swirly here with FABULOUS news! You will all be thrilled to hear that Swirly has just wed for the seventh time! And with seven being a lucky number, Swirly is almost certain that THIS marriage will last days rather than hours. In fact, it could last an eternity!

Swirly has long been a huge fan of dear little Anna-Nicole Smith, even before she was dead. Swirly is humble enough to admit that she has learnt a thing or two from Anna-Nicole's tragic life. No darlings, not about the evils of drugs and alcohol and medically unsound slimming products, but MARRIAGE. Anna-Nicole was a very clever girl when she met and wed J. Howard Marshall, an aging and ailing oil billionaire who died soon after they married, leaving her to stake a claim to his fortune. But as we all know, Anna-Nicole's attempts to nab the old dears fortune were ultimately unsuccessful. Which is why Swirly decided to learn from Anna-Nicole's mistakes, and avoid selecting a rich husband who was on the verge on death. She went one better, and chose one who was already dead.

Known only as "John Doe", Swirly's new husband has it all! Payment info used, good looks, and a definite lack of energy which should prevent him from making unsavoury requests in the bedroom. Because he is not much of a talker, Swirly can rest assured that SHE will remain in the spotlight during parties and other social events.

Swirly wed in a secret ceremony in a quiet garden location. Did you know that cemeteries have the most lovely gardens these days darlings? Swirly was quite surprised! Swirly delighted in wearing the gown she had planned to wear for her wedding to callous bastard Stephen Bentham. Read it and weep, you low-life scum!

Swirly hopes that you will enjoy these pictures of her special day; she knows that she will treasure the memories forever, or at least until Husband Number 8 comes along. In the meantime darlings, don't forget to send Swirly lots of expensive wedding presents!

Swirly wears: Unforgettable Gown in White from Blaze, Disco Goddess Hair from Coif, Antique Pearl Choker Set from Paper Couture, Deco Lashes from Cake and Vivant Blush Boudoir Skin 1 from Tete a Pied.

Swirly's husband wears: Cadaver-tar from Hat Mechanic (includes rideable autopsy table darlings!)

Delightful gold frames downloaded from deviantART.

*smooches*

New Blogger Joins Fashion Victim Team

Hello darlings, Swirly here with fabulous news! Due to the recent lack of posts on Fashion Victim (thanks to the laziness of those other bloggers) Swirly has decided to add a new member to the team. RoaDKiLL PuppeT was referred to Swirly by Fade Dana of Hat Mechanic fame, with the promise that he is 79% more knowledgeable about fashion, 87% more intelligent, and 96% more likely to post than any other Fashion Victim blogger! (With the exception of Swirly of course dears). Swirly is looking forward to a greatly reduced workload thanks to the addition of our latest team member!

Swirly chatted with RoaDKiLL PuppeT to find out what he plans to bring to all our beloved readers:

[1:28] RoaDKiLL PuppeT: Blah blahblah blah blah blah.

Fabulous!

*smooches*

New from D3volution - Spetznaz Overcoats

D3volution has quickly become one of my favourite stores in SL. Located in an atmospheric and grungy build, you can find some of the most unique military influenced clothing including used Soviet bras and knickers (a MUST for any girls wardrobe), ripped skirts and stockings, and cuts, oil and grease stains to give your skin that grimy unwashed look. And of course Hat Mechanic is located just downstairs.

The recently released Soviet overcoat which is available in khaki and blue is a favourite item of mine so I was excited to see that D3volution has released the Spetznaz Overcoat in Charcoal. This coat can be worn a number of different ways, enough to warrant a notecard from the creator on how to wear it. The prim skirt is available in short and long lengths, there is a glitch skirt as well as pants and the cuffs come in small and large sizes. A male version of the coat is also available. 400L each.

Spetznaz Charcoal Overcoat, Raggy Ass Stockings & Belt with 8 Garters, Grab Bag of Used Panties and Grab Bag of Used Soviet Army Bras from D3volution
Hobo Hat from Hat Mechanic
Klunk Black Boots from FORM
Angel V Hair - Cool Tones Dark from Naughty
Vogue Skin - Champagne (Brown - Smoky)from Celestial Studio