FABULOUS One-of-a-Kind Gown for Relay for Life

Hello darlings, Swirly here with an important announcement, so pay attention please. Ginny Talamasca of Last Call has created L'Unique, a very special, one-of-a-kind gown which will be auctioned off to benefit Relay for Life. The auction will commence on Monday the 23rd and Ginny will be accepting bids by notecard; just include your name and the amount you would like to bid. The winning bidder will receive the gown on May 7th. This is a fabulous opportunity to do your bit to raise funds for cancer research, and who knows, you may end up being the lucky owner of the beautiful gown pictured above. Swirly can guarantee that the winner of the auction will be the ONLY person in SL to own L'Unique, as Ginny has refused to send Swirly a review copy despite numerous requests and bribes. Looks like Swirly will have to work overtime to find a husband with payment info on file to bid on her behalf. There is more information about the auction and about how you can do your bit for Relay for Life on the Dazzle Haute Couture blog.

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Ginny Does It Again

Hello darlings, Swirly here with another fabulous update. This time we have another divine dress from Last Call called Fashionista. Unfortunately, this is already yesterday's news as Ginny has since released even more goodies which you can read all about here. Poor Swirly just can't keep up with all these gorgeous new things. It would help if Ginny would actually bother to send Swirly review copies of all her new clothes, but no, Swirly has to buy them. With MONEY. Anyone would think that Ginny didn't want to see her clothes modelled here by Swirly on Fashion Victim. Anyway, I am sure that it is just an oversight on Ginny's part which will be rectified before her next update.

What is far more worrying for Swirly is the fact that Ginny Talamasca is STEALING Swirly's look! Examine the pictures below carefully and see for yourself. Here is Swirly modelling Fashionista:

And here is Ginny's rip-off version:

Swirly is sure that her readers will agree that this is extremely disturbing. Ginny, enough is enough dear, find your own style. There is only room in SL for one Swirly Cyclone!

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In the Closet with Smelly

Hello dears, Swirly here. During her travels across the grid, Swirly is often stopped by adoring fans and asked for style tips. Sometimes Swirly doesn't even wait for people to ask her advice before giving it, as was the case on a recent trip to The Block. Swirly was strutting her stuff past FORM when she saw a rather delectable young man with the unfortunate name of Smelly Janitor. Alas, Smelly had fallen victim to FORM clone syndrome. Yes, while Zabitan Assia does make some wonderful clothes, a rather disturbing side effect of his success is that we now have whole sims full of handsome young men wearing EXACTLY the same thing. There must be another alternative! I discussed this issue at length with Smelly.
[5.45]You: Well hello there darling!
[5.45]Smelly Janitor: Hi Swirly
[5.45]You: I see you are single and have payment info used. Any chance you are looking for a wife? ;)
[5.46]Smelly Janitor: Um, no........ sorry
[5.46]You: Sigh..... that's what they all say. Darling I couldn't help but notice you have been shopping at FORM. Do you buy a lot of clothes from there?
[5.47]Smelly Janitor: Yeah, a bit, I like their stuff
[5.47]You: Darling, you do look wonderful, but I am afraid you have become a FORM clone :(
[5.47]Smelly Janitor: LOL what are you on about?
[5.47]Swirly Cyclone sighs
[5.48]You: Well darling, everyone knows that there is a dire lack of quality menswear available in SL, and FORM is the best. So all you boys shop there, and you all end up looking absolutely delicious, but exactly the same.
[5.48]Smelly Janitor: Yeah I guess, I mean, I don't really know where else to get clothes and stuff here
[5.49]You: Well isn't it lucky you met Swirly then! I know just the place for you!

Swirly TPed Smelly straight to the men's clothing section of Last Call to show him the fabulous new things Ginny has made. Swirly just knew he would be thrilled!

[5.51]Smelly Janitor: That's a skirt. You are kidding me right?
[5.51]You: No darling, that is not a skirt. It's a MAN-skirt. They are all the rage now. Lots of celebrities wear them dear.
[5.51]Smelly Janitor: I wouldn't be seen dead in it, sorry.
[5.52]You: Don't be silly dear, it would look fabulous on you!

At this point some money exchanged hands, and Smelly walked out of Last Call with 2 fabulous new outfits, Right Said and Urban Cowboy. Next stop was Naughty Island for hair, where Swirly picked out some stylish hair to replace the scruffy mop Smelly was sporting as an excuse for hair.
[6.05]Smelly Janitor: I look ridiculous. Can we get out of here please, this is really embarrassing
[6.05]You: You look divine darling, much better than you did before. OK dear, Swirly better get some pictures of you in the other outfit now!

[6.12]Smelly Janitor: OMG what is this, Brokeback Mountain? There is no way I am wearing this stuff
[6.12]You: You really should show some gratitude darling, Swirly paid over 1500L for your new look!
[6.13]Smelly Janitor: Sorry Swirly, thanks and all, but there's just no way I will be wearing this stuff again, its kinda ......... gay
[6.13]Swirly Cyclone sobs
[6.14]Smelly Janitor: Nice to meet you Swirly, might see ya round. Oh, is this shit transfer so I can sell it?

FORM
Last Call
Naughty

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A Tribute to Dazzle with Swirly

As Ginny Talamasca mania reaches fever pitch in Second Life in anticipation of the opening of Last Call, Swirly felt it was her duty to honor Ginny's past work, the MASTERPIECES of design she bestowed upon her devoted fans under the Dazzle Haute Couture label. And how better to honor Ginny's talent than for Swirly herself to display these beautiful designs here for you. A beautiful woman, modelling clothes that are almost, but not quite, as stunning. Swirly has MANY outfits from Dazzle Haute Couture (most of them handed down to her as she is still searching for that all elusive husband who has "payment info on file" to make shopping trips a little easier) and had difficulty choosing her favourite outfits to feature here. So Swirly just picked out a few things at random, knowing that they would all look FABULOUS if she was modelling them.


Here we have Espionner, a rather racy number that reminds Swirly of a cross between a kimono and the sexy little slave silks she wore during her time as a kajira in Gor..... This frock is a PERFECT match for ZsaZsa Withnail's Country Hair, and why Ginny never used that hair in her original ads is beyond me, sales would surely have doubled. Something to consider in future Ginny! Swirly is also wearing ZsaZsa's Drag Skin in this photo, and girls do not let the name fool you, this skin will make you 100% woman!



Next is A-List, and given the name, this outfit was clearly made with Swirly in mind. Ginny, I am always happy to be your muse dear. This outfit would clearly be incomplete without a pair of ZsaZsa Withnail's diamond studded false eyelashes..... in fact, ANY outfit is incomplete without them and quite frankly darlings, you may as well leave the house naked. But for Swirly's sake, please don't.


Swirly now brings you the adorable Sophia Cocktail Dress. Swirly LOVES the way the fabric clings to her curves and elongates her figure before flowing down into a delightful little flexi skirt that swings every time she shakes her booty. Pure class darlings, and Swirly can tell you she has knocked back more than her fair share of cocktails whilst wearing this little number!


And finally, we have the rather violently named Assassin. One can only assume that Ginny was in a bad mood when she named this dress, perhaps harbouring a grudge against someone who had wronged her? But all that matters is that this a very sexy frock that immediately draws the eye to Swirly's luscious hips and bosoms. Swirly has teamed this frock with some delightful shoes by Lyra Muse, the stunning Glam hair by Gurl 6 and of course, one of Indie Rainbow's beautiful "Party M0n5t3r" skins. Indie, do take some remedial literacy classes darling, your spelling is atrocious!


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Swirly Stalks Ginny

Darlings, those who know and love me would already be aware that Ginny Talamasca is Swirly's all time favourite SL designer. My adoring fans will be THRILLED to know that Swirly has managed to obtain TOP SECRET photos of Ginny's new venture Last Call, as well as an exclusive interview. Swirly did not need to resort to using any of her influential contacts in the fashion world to obtain this exclusive for you, she just relied on good old fashioned stalking and blatant invasion of other people's privacy. Swirly went undercover into the depths of Celestial City to obtain this sneak peak for you, and I can tell you now, you won't see such in depth coverage of Last Call ANYWHERE else! Yes, Swirly used high tech CAMMING skills to break into Ginny's new store and steal these pictures just for YOU.

Swirly managed to take a super confidential photo of the front of Ginny's store, hold onto your seats dears, here it is!

Swirly also snagged a pic of Ginny herself, who was looking FABULOUS and talking with Elika Tiramisu from ETD at the time. WHY is Elika allowed into Ginny's sim?? Seems like Ginny is being altogether TOO neighbourly there dears!


And now for the bit you have all been waiting for, Swirly's EXCLUSIVE interview with Ginny herself! The unneccesary comments from the nearby riff raff have been left in to preserve the authenticity of the interview:

[23:16] You shout: LOVE YOU GINNY DARLING!
[23:16] bingbangboom Bixby: lol
[23:16] Ayami Reisman: lmao
[23:16] bingbangboom Bixby: gin here?
[23:16] Ginny Talamasca shouts: YAY SWIRLY!!!!
[23:17] You shout: TAKING TOP SECRET PHOTOS DARLING

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