Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Thank God for Maternity Wear

While you're all busy photoshopping your pictures just to be praised on flickr, and pretending to be afk working hard on your latest AMAZING designs (We all know you're cybering, stop pretending that you and your dildo aren't BFF.), something tragic has happened! I have become knocked up again with yet another burden. Last time I was knocked up the heavens heard my prayers and made the abortion a success. Now, it may be a little too late to abort the burden, but I know plenty of cannibals (Swirly Cyclone) who are more than willing to rid me of such awful things; a baby and responsibility! Now in order to forget all my worries, I decided retail therapy would do the job. The only place I could think of was Artilleri because it's my favorite maternity wear store, ever! Antonia is good to us knocked up hookers.
A cute yellow shirt exposing those knockers and an easy access skirt for grown up time on the go.
The skirt is yellow like a banana. I love bananas! Especially when my close friends are borrowing my dildo or husband. :D
Oh, this is just a treat for all you married men out there not getting any satisfaction from your ugly wives. IM me and we'll discuss rates. ;)

Clothes: artilleri
Earrings: KCD
Hair: Armidi